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Joke Category: Advice Jokes

If you ever want to play small pranks on others, here are a few ideas. Please keep in mind that we can't assume any responsibility for your actions. And we mean that.

* Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

* Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

* Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

* Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

* Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

* Adjust the background color on your email so that all the text is in green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

* Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

* Shout and wave to strangers.

* Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"


"Never mind, it's gone now."

* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

* During conversations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

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